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Chapter 13

By Ann Published 3 years ago 6 min read

I glared back at them, and the atmosphere in the car suddenly became very cold. As I sped away from the familiar street, I felt that something was different again. Liu Bang tried to speak several times and then held back. Li Shi Shi looked out of the window for a while, bowed his head and memorized for a few minutes, a beauty version of one hundred thousand why in the rapid book. I noticed in the rearview mirror that he seemed only interested in the speeding cars. Qin Shihuang looked around. The reason why he didn't ask was probably because Jing Ke had instilled the idea that "this is the celestial world, even if you say it, you don't understand." How I like Jing Ke, the two fool semiconductor stick in the ear, calm.

Outside the Windows, high-rise buildings, heavy traffic, the fast pace of the modern city completely unfolded in front of them, they could not help but be shocked.

It's just a matter of perception. If you wake up and you're surrounded by creatures with eyes the size of eggs, oxygen masks, and a flash of light that goes in and out of flying saucers, you know that the Earth has been invaded, and you have to slap your ass and fight them until you've beaten them all, Your fellow earthlings will naturally pour out from far and wide to celebrate your victory.

If you wake up and a bunch of men with pigtails are looking at you, you have to get up and chase them off. If you're in a really bad mood, and a beautiful woman in a beautiful dress comes charging at you, you have to watch out. It's either a princess or a Gege, and one of your wives, and if you're a special Forces man, you can stop a horse. If you don't have any skills, it doesn't matter, wait for her after you hit her, sure, riding a BMW is generally more reasonable than driving a BMW.

Or you could open your eyes and see a giant Orc fighting an Elvish warrior -- an Elvish! They were full of beautiful women, and their backs were not sore after they had cut their princesses, and it was easy to walk up to the fifth floor.

The problem is that fat people don't have any of these basic education, see the streets running round, stupid, see people flying (external elevator), stupid, see two men in the street kissing, dizzy (well, I rarely).

The bun in the passenger seat also sensed something was wrong and whispered to me, "Why aren't they talking?"

I said, "Maybe I'm homesick..."

I stopped the car on Futai Road, where the bun gave me a gentle pinch. I knew she was afraid of being laughed at. Futai Road is one of our famous street stalls where summer clothes can be bought from head to toe for 50 yuan, and there are several specialty shops on both sides of the road, as well as places where sheep's heads are hung and dogs are sold. It's obviously not nice to bring a friend here to buy clothes.

Love is not kind, a pair of international socks 300 they have to think that cool air panic.

As soon as I got off the bus, I picked up a little red riding hood and asked the stall owner, "How much is it?"

"Fifteen!

I threw him five dollars and he didn't say a word.

I told Xiang Yu to get out of the car and put Little Red Riding Hood on his head. I said to the others in a loud voice, "Please focus on this little red riding Hood and don't get separated. If you can't see little Red Riding Hood, call me immediately. Looking at the passers-by laughing, steamed stuffed bun thought I was in the funny, also did not think much.

Even if you think about it, the Fu Tai Road is 200 meters long, you can barely fit two tricycles, and the street is bustling with people from morning till night. If you lose one person, you can't find them.

I let the steamed stuffed bun and Li Shi Shi walk in front, Qin Shi Huang and Xiang Yu in the middle, I led Jing Ke Liu Bang in the end, the facts proved that this is a great mistake, love shopping is the nature of all women, steamed stuffed bun is a street on the special thing, she is not anxious, Li Shi Shi of course is not anxious, she is eager to learn something more. Two women stopped, our team can only stop, by the crowd grinding to wipe away, Liu Bang finally could not help but point to the Meters store on Aaron Kwok said: "This person committed a big crime, how to arrest him everywhere?"

Then the bun asked me to lead Xiang Yu and Liu Bang into a shop to try on clothes. Qin Shi Huang squatted on a stall selling old epaulettes and fake antiques as knick-knacks. Jing Ke accompanied him.

The old man said, "How fresh, can you really sell it here -- don't rub, don't rub, it's all made." I looked back and saw Qin Shi Huang squatting in front of someone's stall with an imitation knife coin in his hand, rubbing his hand green. The old man said: "Like to buy a play, only 10 dollars, hang on the key more chic ah."

"It is true to be hungry." "Said the First Emperor of Qin.

"Oh, my brother can blow, if you can really come to a place like mine to see things?"

Don't tell me, I actually remembered that when the first Emperor of Qin came to China, there seemed to be a few sword coins hanging on his clothes. I got a good feeling and asked the old man: "If it is really sold for how much?"

"The real drops can't be used. They can't be circulated anymore."

The old man leng a moment, pointing to win fat man told me: "You this elder brother can really talk and laugh."

I wiped the sweat and said: "He is that kind of virtue, how much can the real knife coin sell?"

"A better one would be ten thousand. Such things are not worth much."

Just then, the shopkeeper said, "This is the only one of his size. It would be useless for you to go anywhere else..." When I turned around, Xiang Yu was wearing a Che Guevara T-shirt, a pair of gym shorts for plastic models, his watermelon knife eyebrows, his glum eyes, and his little red riding hood -- the kind of guy I'd run into on the street anyway.

Liu Bang's clothes are easy to buy more, this boy every put on a set of new clothes in front of the steamed stuffed bun twisting and twisting, people asked him if he was satisfied, he would say to the steamed stuffed bun cheekily: "you are satisfied with me..." Li Shi Shi came up to me and whispered, "I want to go across the street and read."

I knew this smart woman wouldn't just muddle along, so I took out a hundred bucks and said, "I'll go with you." She took one look at the bun and said with a low smile, "My cousin will be jealous." Steamed stuffed bun also looked at us with a half-smile, Li Shi Shi a person into the opposite small bookstore, I quickly let Jing Ke accompany to go. After all, two fools have rich trading experience, know how to change money, and he now buy cigarettes know to ask for matches...

I was so busy, and then I saw the fat man on the ground -- suddenly I was shocked by a cold sweat: Qin Shi Huang did not know when he was gone! I was about to ask the old man, but suddenly saw the guy sitting across from the cold drink stand, with his legs crossed and drinking soda. I looked sulky and went over to the cold drink seller and asked for a bottle of water.

The fat man shook his legs and said leisurely: "Hungry find, your mouth (this) fairy to touch (no) money (what) also can't do it."

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