Elon's Space Force
For Lana's "I Want to Go Home!" Challenge
“You assured me that your Space Force would collect all intelligence on the latest space launches,” Elon spat.
“We-we’re trying!” Trump trembled.
“Then how do you explain China’s plans to make it to the moon by 2030?”
“I—”
“No more excuses! I want the plans for their ship on my desk by Monday, or else.”
“But—”
Elon’s eyes narrowed at Trump.
The larger, orange-skinned man began to convulse. Blood dripped down one of his nostrils. Suddenly, his body went limp and fell forward onto his desk.
Elon sighed and placed his fingers on Trump’s forehead.
“Oops, I did it again.”
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Word Count: 100 words
Author's Note: This drabble is for Lana V Lynx's fun "I Want to Go Home!" Unofficial Challenge, the link to which you can find below.
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Comments (10)
Love it! If he awakens he will claim he is the smartest ever.
ROTFL! Having a hard time thinking about Trump doing that, Stephanie. Will catch up with the rest!
I followed the links backwards to get to this one… Now I need links on these to go back forward to the next …😂😂
Ha! Loved the title and the ending. Now, the waiting begins, lol.
Wonder if it can be done that way. A great idea.
This is great, Stephanie!
Excellent fun, if only that happened 😁
This indeed was great, Stephanie! I loved it!
This gave a good laugh.
Ouch. lol. I loved this and had missed Lana's challenge, so thanks for that. This was very funny and achingly potentially so close to the possible truth lol. Well done, Stephanie!