Do you have any short stories that are explosively sweet?

Break up reason

1.

"Break up."

"Are you crazy?"

"I really do."

"The reason?"

"Your cooking is terrible."

"......"

2.

I broke up with Xu Yi, the man who had spoiled me for nearly five years, because I forgot to put salt in the egg fried rice I cooked for him and broke up with me.

This reason for breaking up is absolutely unacceptable to me.

Why is that?

A joke? If I accept it, isn't it an indirect admission that my own cooking sucks?

Kill and do not shame.

Therefore, I firmly believe that Xu Yi must have a difficult reason.

Like the fact that he owed $5 million to a loan shark, didn't want to encumber me, so he let me go or something.

Even if I want to break my head, I need to know why.

3.

I still don't understand why Xu Yi wants to break up with her.

I don't think it's my fault, because being proposed to in the first place and being broken up in the second place have to be in everyone's head.

Yes, Xu Yi proposed to me the day before we broke up.

Fireworks, balloons, diamond rings, and he's dressed up, and he said yes to my proposal, and he moves in on me like a loser.

"Was BULLIED BY YOU FOR FIVE YEARS, SOME HEAD, NOW WANT TO ASK YOU, WOULD YOU LIKE TO BULLY ME FOR A LIFETIME?"

Xu Yi, a man with serious occupational disease, even proposed marriage with a serious expression and stiff tone, just like interrogating a prisoner.

4.

Xu Yi and I first met in the interrogation room.

I am his trial.

"Uncle police! I didn't take the wallet! I was wronged!"

The first time in my life into the police station, I panicked, mucus tears paste a face, afraid that the opposite of the facial features of the normal, beautiful, is a little scary young small police do not believe me.

'It's the man in black! He's the one who stole that lady's purse and stuck it in my bag! I'm innocent! Innocent!"

With tears in my eyes, I seized the sleeve of the man opposite me and tried to win sympathy.

"We understand the situation. Just sign here and you can go."

The little policeman pulled his sleeve away from my hand in disgust and pointed to the record he had just finished.

"I'm all right?" I can't believe it, surprise asked.

"Yes." The small police bowed their heads to sort out the data, without raising their heads.

"That...... Could you tell me... Could you lend me two dollars? I want to take a bus home." These days, buses only take cash, so I'm forced to go to Liangshan.

"No," he said. The little policeman's voice was stiff.

"Why not? Don't they say cops are public servants?

"Because you call me Uncle policeman, but I'm still a year younger than you." The little policeman looked up and smiled at me for the first time since I had been in the police station for two hours. His teeth were white, suggesting that he had avenged his hatred.

"......"

5.

That night, I still managed to get home, Xu Yi drove me.

Officially together that day, I asked Xu Yi, is not covet my beauty, love me at first sight.

Xu Yi looked at me with the eyes of a fool, and asked me whether I needed to adjust monitoring with him back to the place, to see that night snot tears flow together with their own.

I repeatedly waved hands, after a while ask him again, do your girlfriend is not OK to bully the road, casually bully the person.

"Bully me, don't even think about bullying others."

6.

I bullied Xu Yi for five years, I had planned to continue to torture him for the rest of his life, the result of this gentleman unexpectedly gave me to break up, or in the second day of marriage proposal.

When I was poor and broke, watching the romantic proposal scene in the TV series, I half-jokingly told Xu Yi that if you proposed to me in the future, you must wear a suit and tie, put on the earth and romantic balloon flowers, and have a big diamond ring.

A joke, Xu Yi but when true.

But the next day, why did he break up with her?

7.

I'm getting more and more upset because I really can't think of a reason for the breakup.

8.

"Pig, it's time to get up...

"Up for breakfast..."

"I shouldn't have let you drink yesterday..."

Suddenly heard Xu Yi's voice, as if in - call me up?

When I opened my eyes, Xu Yi's big face came into view.

9.

I finally know why Xu Yi and I broke up, because I was dreaming.

10.

"Xu Yi."

"What for?

"I'm a terrible cook?"

"......"

"......"

"Ancestor. have you ever cooked a meal since we were together?"