Clitopatra

She is zooming through space on her vulva space-boat, flaps sailing in the cosmic wind. Her pink clitoris outfit is picking up the rainbow glow of the stars and the moon. She is at the helm of the ship, steering with passion and pride. She is Clitopatra! The Goddess of the Vivacious Vulvas, the Queen of the Yummy Yoniverse. And she is on a mission, a mission to destroy all men.

She lost her heart 5 years ago, got it smashed up into 2019 little pieces. They cut crevasses in her so deep she hadn’t been able to fix herself. So, she installed a robotic heart that buzzes and beeps. She is heartless and ruthless and has a passionate purpose. Why does she want to destroy all men? Because she has been used, abused and misused by men all too many times. She is angry, furious. Her eyes wild with rage and ravenous for revenge.

She has the ability to take away a male’s manhood. She steals their penis. She then sends the men to consent and integrity camps where they are taught the valuable lessons of how to get a “yes” out of a partner and how to live up to what they say they are going to do. It’s a brutal camp. Full of whips and chains and ropes to keep the men in check. They are strong, and they are angry.

Unfortunately she was destined to turn into a villain, from all of the bad experiences she had had with men. Sometimes they couldn’t even find her, rubbing the flaps of her vivacious vulva of her ship but never truly seeking her out. She felt abandoned and demanded. Men were always demanding pleasure from her but never giving back to her in the ways she desperately needed.