Citizenship Application for The Red States of America

Welcome to the Red States of America (RSA) citizenship application examination. All residents of the former United States of America (USA) seeking Citizenship of any level (I-VIII) are required to apply for new RSA documents. Current residents of the illegitimate, illegal, and traitorous Blue States of America (BSA) applying for citizenship will be subject to further interrogative review and Reeducation. Speak your answers into the microphone in clear, properly enunciated English.

As you scroll through this examination, please indicate that you have read and understand the Patriotic Duty Alert pop-ups by pressing the OK button on your screen.

While the BSA may constantly, falsely report the administration of the RSA as a “racist regime” to the impotent United Nations and a European Union overrun with immigrant rabble-rousers imported to these once great countries by the degenerate global left, the RSA remains a staunch advocate for Truth, Justice, and The American Way.

Patriotic Duty Alert: RSA Citizens Level IV or higher may apply for an official RSA passport, which is recognized by over a dozen countries, including Russia, El Salvador, and The Democratic People’s Republic of Korea. OK

This exam is for Caucasian Men seeking RSA Citizenship. All Citizens may own property and vote, but please note that Level II citizenship is required for Preferred Job Placement and Restrictionless Residency, Level III Citizenship is required for Firearm Ownership, and Level IV Citizenship is required for entry in the Wife Lottery.

Patriotic Duty Alert: While Level I-V Citizens may apply for one wife at a time, Level VI Citizens may apply for one additional wife, Level VII may apply for up to three additional wives, and Level VIII has no wife cap. Furthermore, the recent abolishment of age of consent laws has resulted in a massive influx of spouse-seekers in the Wife Lottery. Level III Citizens and higher are encouraged to enter their daughters into the lottery as soon as possible, as having married offspring confers additional Citizenship benefits. OK

The citizenship examination process is designed to investigate moral turpitude, strength of character, and patriotic capacity. Applicants with Ethnic, Religious, Cultural, or Genetic strikes in place regarding their application will be denied citizenship.

If any words or terms unfamiliar to you appear on the exam, highlight them and press the “?” button on the screen. For example, if you are not familiar with the concept of “The Divine Right of Kings,” highlighting the text and pressing the “?” button will remind you that “Monarchs derive their authority directly from God, not their subjects.” Use this feature as often as you need, but this part of the exam is timed as part of the intellectual assessment.

Older applicants and/or those who have not undergone Reeducation may be confused by certain aspects of the examination regarding history, function of government, and God’s Plan for America. Please familiarize yourself with the refresher below:

The United States of America was founded by Caucasian men imbued with the divine right of Dominion over the Earth (Gen 1:26). Wars fought against backwards aborigines and ignoble European interests allowed them to establish the greatest nation the world has ever known. Other intrepid Caucasian men conquered the continent, allowing access to the land’s riches and resources, just as God intended. While there may have been one or two regrettable episodes along the way, The USA persevered until it was fractured from within by a leftist consortium of domestic terrorists, drug cartels, and militant Islamists promoting an agenda of drug-fueled homosexual depravity and Sharia Law.

Obviously, the seeds of conflict had been sown when women began seeking higher education and joining the workforce. This breakdown of society was the direct result of a deliberate infiltration of marijuana into suburban America by traveling jazz musicians in the early 20th Century. This type of narcoterrorism flourished, again, in the 21st Century, when radical leftists unleashed a scourge of fentanyl addiction on American children by allowing drug cartels to subvert our educational system disguised as teachers. It has long been the modus operandi of lesser cultures to anesthetize their superiors with mind-altering substances. to weaken them, and nothing has changed when it comes to the deplorable tactics of the BSA.

Patriotic Duty Alert: If you have not taken your Fluoride tablet today, make sure to do so before your next meal. OK

More than two and a half centuries ago, George Washington established himself as American Monarch when he beheaded King George III in The Battle of the Georges. As the king’s body collapsed off his horse, The Hand of God descended from above to anoint the victor with Heavenly Power. Washington wisely imbued this Power into The Office of the Presidency, where it would be passed along dutifully until one strong enough to properly wield it arose.

Our President appeared during a time of strife so great that its like had not been known since The War Between the States, when Abraham Lincoln fumbled the Power, choosing war instead of making a great deal. By the time Our President rose to the task, The Radical Left had nefariously infected the population with toxic mind virii, especially the Northeast Academic Elites, originally driven insane by disgraced Doctor Timothy Leary’s LSD experiments, and their West Coast counterparts, including California Genital Mutilators and Portland Anarchists. The result was a society given over to sin and excess not known since the days of Sodom and Gomorrah. Our President’s only option was to negotiate the amazing National Divorce.

Patriotic Duty Alert: Due to increased water rationing, uncircumcised citizens and citizen applicants must report to a Patriotism Center to receive a Level 1 medical procedure. "Cleanliness is next to godliness" (Our President’s Book of Wisdom). OK

Economic Productivity in America in the years leading up to the National Divorce was at a historic low. Despite the best and noblest efforts of various technology companies to keep the population’s attention on important issues, as well as the energy industry’s renewed efforts to keep them warm and comfortable by transforming useless national forests into sources of usable carbon, the people had become too distracted by the Fake News Media and Hollywood Degeneracy to any longer understand The American Way.

Dangerous ideologies were delivered straight from Adrenochrome-Fueled Leftist Satanic DEI Child Sex Cannibal Parties into American schools deliberately by Devil-Worshipping Communist Nazis cloaking their dangerous agendas with the 8th Deadly Sin: Tolerance. This was done to undermine The Sacred Institution of Marriage as well as to disrupt the concept of The Nuclear Family by making parenthood optional. Their tactic was to calculatedly increase the availability of abortions, their sanitized term for child murder.

Patriotic Duty Alert: While fraternization with non-citizens can be helpful in diluting their cultures, congress can result in unwanted consequences. In the event of unwanted consequences with a non-citizen, termination protocols can be administered at any Patriotism Center and do not require the consent of the non-citizen. OK

Despite the best efforts of the Satanic Left to push the country to outright war, only a few border skirmishes were fought before Our President, guided by God, negotiated the greatest deal in American history, the National Divorce. Finally, the states were free to go their own ways, either down a path of wickedness and sin, soaked with the blood of their own children, or hand in hand with God, guided by his chosen and appointed angel on earth, Our President.

Patriotic Duty Alert: Level I-III Citizens and non-Citizens are infringed from having firearms. Citizens Level IV-VI are required to keep all firearms at their nearest Patriotism Center as part of The Well Regulated Militia Program (Constitution 2.0). OK

Eight years ago, in his 4th term in office, though haler and heartier than any man a quarter his age, Our President was nefariously poisoned by murderous agents of the BSA and chose to voluntarily enter cryogenic stasis until such a time as a cure for the toxin can be found.

Patriotic Duty Alert: Citizen Applicants with degrees from BSA universities in the fields of Toxicology, Cryonics, Cryogenics, Cloning, or studies related to Proven Dementia Treatments will have the opportunity to be fast-tracked, pursuant to Reeducation and Fealty Oathing. OK

Acting as President Regent since his father’s interment at the cryo-facility, Our President’s son has dutifully assumed the mantle of leadership during a dark time in our nation’s history. Meanwhile, the duplicitous, deceitful, and dishonest BSA has violated nonproliferation agreements by amassing an illegal standing army of transgender supersoldiers. Though the RSA remains dedicated to God’s plan for peace, it must prepare for God’s plan for war.

Patriotic Duty Alert: Militia service is mandatory for Citizens Level I-VI. Citizens who fail to meet the physical, mental, or patriotism requirements for milita service will be sent to Reeducation. OK

Citizenship in the Red States of America means more than documentation, the right to own property, and access to the wife lottery. It also means being part of a holy host that will hasten the return of Our President, The American Messiah. It may also mean fighting for this cause. Recently, there have been credible reports of BSA agents abducting RSA citizens from border regions to trans and brainwash them in secret underground laboratories. Many such cases indicate that the enemy is preparing for war. The President Regent is working tirelessly to avoid conflict, unlike the weak willed and crippled Communist Franklin Roosevelt, who, incapable of making great deals, plunged the nation into years of bloody conflict. Despite his best efforts, though, as a Citizen you must be prepared to fight and die or possibly be transed in an underground Leftist lab.

If you believe you are qualified and capable of assisting the greatest country the world has ever known in its God-given mission, please click OK below to begin the examination. OK