Bragging Society

In today's society, a variety of talents continue to emerge, and a variety of associations came into being, the city of Chichi bragging people decided to set up a bragging association, its purpose is to promote bragging skills, the ants into elephants, the sand grains into Tarzan, the straw into gold bars, as long as the good blowing, waste into treasure. Once the news is out, applicants flocked, after all, in today's society can brag too much. Of course, must not be indiscriminate, but also can not be too low a level of bragging pull into the bragging association, bad reputation.

After layers of gatekeepers, many rounds of screening, and finally, the bragging association has the first 88 members. Then, the Association of bragging in the bragging Street bragging Hotel was established, and open, fair, and equitable elections, were elected for honorary president 1, president 1, vice president 40, secretary-general 1, deputy secretary-general 40, the remaining 5 are members. After the election results, it can be said that all are happy, of course, there are not happy, is that the 5 members.

President found that the 5 members do not look good, they went up and patted their shoulders, told them: that the future bragging association will absorb new members, the future will increase the number of vice presidents, and when the time, will give priority to them; as long as they are positive, more bragging, bragging good, bragging level, bragging out of fame, when the president when the honorary president is also possible. President has said so, 5 members can not give him face, all nodded and said, must blow good cattle, to add color to the Association.

Because the bragging association was newly established, the next day, the association still met in the bragging hotel to discuss how to improve the level of bragging, and how to carry forward the bragging skills. At the meeting, the problem arose: the venue of the stage only 5 chairs, while the honorary president, president, vice president and other leaders there are 83, how to do? Sit this leader, can not sit that leader. Finally, five members took the initiative to propose: that since the stage can only sit 5 people, let them sit, and as for the leaders, sit down on the stage.

The leaders listened to you look at me, I look at you, although they are very reluctant to sit off-stage, but thought: I can not sit on the stage, but also can not let other leaders sit on the stage. Of course, the banner on the stage was changed to off-stage. One by one, the leaders went to the stage and took their seats. Secretary GeneralSecretary-General meeting, honorary presidents, presidents, and vice presidents spoke, and then, five members also spoke and put forward their suggestions and opinions. The whole meeting, from the beginning to the end, was filmed and videotaped by TV, newspaper, and other media reporters.

The citizens of Chicagoland saw the TV and also saw the newspapers, and everyone was very interested in the bragging association, and after reading the reports and pictures of the meeting, they all took the 5 members sitting on the stage as leaders, and also took the strange Zeng sitting in the middle as the president. Because in the eyes of the people, only the leaders are qualified to sit on the stage. As for the leaders sitting on the stage, because there were too many people, people didn't care about them. Of course, because there were too many people, the effect of the shooting was far less clear than the 5 members sitting on the stage.

People got a good look at the 5 members, and when they saw them on the street, everyone would smile and greet them, and some people even went to their doors to find them. People certainly not empty-handed to go, each carrying cigarettes carrying wine, but also prepared a red packet, they want to learn some bragging skills, while also wanting to join the bragging association. As for the people who went to Zeng Qi's house, that is more, everyone also long will be called him, called Zeng Qi is very embarrassed, but he can not say he is not the president is a member.

Things soon reached the ears of the honorary president, president and vice president, and other leaders, they are very unhappy: they are leaders, to get fame and fortune, and now, the name for five members to get, profit also let five members get, they are the leaders of what? Of course, the leaders did not want to do so, and they wanted to expel the membership of 5 members who were strange, but it was not right to think about it, after all, they had become famous and influential in the public, and expelling them would make the association lose its light.

It would have taken five years to readjust the leadership team, but the leaders did not want to wait five years, so less than a month after the establishment of the Association of bragging rights, it began to adjust the leadership of the Association. The meeting was held at the Bragging Rights Hotel, the Bragging Rights Association all 88 people attended. The meeting was held, still, with 5 members sitting on stage, and 83 leaders sitting off stage. The meeting went very well, 83 leaders all asked to be members, so five members were forced to be elected honorary president, president, vice president, secretary-general, and deputy secretary-general.

After the leadership team was adjusted, the original president said, "According to the past practice of members sitting on the stage, I request to sit on the stage immediately!" Other original leaders have asked to sit on the stage. At this time, the new president had said strangely: "We 5 leaders sit on the stage just right, if you 83 members sit on the stage, can sit down?" The people on the stage were dumbfounded: they had asked to be members, just to sit on the stage, to appear, so that fame and fortune, but the result was cheaper than the 5 leaders!