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Boredgasm

Noun: a sexual release providing no real relief, just done out of boredom

By Kendall Defoe Published 2 years ago 1 min read
Boredgasm
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'Okay, I've got the one contract in about three hours and there is the marking I should finish up with the college and what about the class that they promised me on Wednesdays and Fridays starting this month, like it is already November and they said that I had a good chance of getting at least one more private one online and maybe in class (they pay more, she said), oh god, why do I do this to myself when I have free time and there is nothing else to do but have the guitar around and play and check those scales again and it seems like it needs to be re-tuned but that can wake and what about the weather today I should probably go for another run and see if the pain in my right calf is gone for good - some ibuprofen would help; do I have any right now? - it would probably be a good idea to read something now and then have something ready for dinner before I went out the kitchen is a real mess and there isn't much in the cupboards right now...

'Well, that was fun. Should probably take a quick nap now...'

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Kendall Defoe

Teacher, reader, writer, dreamer... I am a college instructor who cannot stop letting his thoughts end up on the page. No AI. No Fake Work. It's all me...

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  • RP2 years ago

    Simple. Clever. Funny as hell.

  • Hahahahahahahhahahaha this was hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Mark Gagnon2 years ago

    Hands down funny!

  • The continuous unsatisfying occupation of Master Bates.

  • Hannah Moore2 years ago

    Ha ha!

  • Mother Combs2 years ago

    😂

  • Dana Crandell2 years ago

    Riiiiiiiight...

  • Lamar Wiggins2 years ago

    Lol..."time for my date with the twins."

  • Babs Iverson2 years ago

    Left a heart!!!💕❤️❤️

  • Very funny Kendall... Very funny!!!

  • Paul Stewart2 years ago

    Oh dear...

  • Omg, lol 😆 that last post 😉😂🤣

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