Alien Odyssey
Who's the fairest of them all?
Who's the fairest of them all? It depends on the species.
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Elon delivered another interview with poise—dapper, and with his 3000-year-old alien rhetoric.
His usual antics drew chuckles from the audience; everyone had anticipated his publicity stunts. In an unbreachable Space X hanger , Elon polished a unique capsule--
It hummed.
His desperate calls to Earth were received by complete silence.
The capsule choked--then blinked. The guttural sound was NOT receptive.
"Return denied. Earth quarantine in effect."
Elon sighed and updated the capsule. "Still can't come home. With this olive green skin, my plastic surgeon's getting too many calls."
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Original drabble by Michelle Liew Tsui-Lin. AI tags are coincidental
About the Creator
Michelle Liew Tsui-Lin
Hi, i am an English Language teacher cum freelance writer with a taste for pets, prose and poetry. When I'm not writing my heart out, I'm playing with my three dogs, Zorra, Cloudy and Snowball.
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Comments (8)
Oh no, his home is Earth? 🤣🤣 great job.
I wasn't expecting a sci fi poem today. Nicely done! Fun read. 💚
I got a chuckle out of this, Michelle, well done!
Haha, love it! Great job. I am loving all these Elon alien drabbles.
Well-wrought!
Hahahahahaha that was so funnyyyyyy! I loved it!
Ha-ha, lovely! I so want this to be true!
This might not be fiction one day... ;)