Accompany you to see the Terra-cotta Warriors

I sighed and said: "This sentence is right to win brother, where the money is immortal. If you realize that, you haven't been here for nothing."

"Hungry also found your prestige than hungry to wipe (worse) far, hungry gas (to) play gas, open the way drops more than 2000, you look at you."

Depressed, I filled half a bottle of water, speechless for a long time. Win fat comforted me and said: "But hungry silk (is) like mouth (this), and then let hungry back gas hungry do not want to."

This let our mayor know the uncertain fart: the ancient emperor Qin Shihuang, born in the old society, through the modern era, under his rule prefer to change face to be an ordinary citizen, this must be a big achievement.

Xiang Yu was wearing a red cap and Guevara, and Liu Bang was wearing a yellow shirt and pants (it seems that he is still sensitive to yellow). The steamed bun asked me from a distance, "Where is my cousin?"

"I'm coming." Li division hand carrying a few books out of the bookstore, Jing Ersilly behind her with the boss.

I was terrified to take over the book of Li Shishi, the top one is "Home appliance maintenance", sweat, the second one is "The 600 movies you must see in your life", sweat again, the last one is actually "Liang Sicheng Chinese Architecture History", giant sweat. I originally thought she was going to choose "A Brief History of China" and other books, that bookstore I also visited, I remember a book even called "Song Dynasty famous prostitute Li Shi Shi", unexpectedly this girl is ghost disappeared, she chose these three books very three-dimensional introduction of modern civilization in a comprehensive, it seems really difficult to deal with the woman.

Jing Ke happily holding a pile of money ran over, Li Shi Shi bought pirated books, add up to 24 (hey hey, a copy of 8, bought pirated friends understand) yuan, she looked at the price probably from the book cover, had known so cheap, she will buy more.

I just out of the people a bottle of Coke, let Jing Ke put the money, the rest are given to him, I have to consciously cultivate the basic survival of these people, or this year I have to live more pain ah.

The steamed stuffed bun took Li Shi's hand and said: "We are going to choose a few underwear, you take them to buy a few sets of replacement clothes, by the way and toothbrush slippers, let's call..."

I grabbed the bun and said with tears: "You can't leave me alone!" The steamed stuffed bun looked at the strange eyes of passers-by and pulled my hand hard. I didn't care. If I had to walk around the crowded Futai Road with four of them, it would be better to find four black cougars from the African jungle who had given birth to countless children and let me die.

The steamed stuffed bun said: "Then what do you say, or go together?" I nodded hard, Li Shi Shi giggled: "Cousin sister-in-law feeling very good, for a while also cannot leave." I glared at her, and in a few minutes Qin Shihuang took another banana from her at the fruit stall...

... We each have a banana, the vast into a women's underwear store, a dozen rows of plastic breast models neatly standing in front of us, there are two naked nothing, I close to the wall squat, head buried in the crotch. If it was just me and Baozi, I could have proudly accompanied her and sometimes offered my opinion -- women's underwear is not just for themselves.

But now I'm leading a group of men, and I'm following two women, and it's weird, and it's easy to get bad associations.

Sometimes I really admire Liu Bang. The boy walks behind the two girls with his hands behind his back and looks up at the underwear material on the chest model from time to time. Sometimes his nose is almost hidden, and I can't believe he doesn't know what a shame it is. Xiang Yu was obviously thinking of something else, and only when he came to a rough place did he realize that something was wrong. He was still so tall that even people outside the shop could see him. Jing Ke is a good man, but he is not a place to stand, the whole store is so two nothing to wear the chest model, he in order to find semiconductor signal actually just stood in front of the two things, the mouth of the idiot smile, with the obscene men on the Internet is twins.

The winning fat man squatted beside me, confused and said: "Hungry how look how eye swish (cooked) pinch?" A lascivious scene flashed into my mind. "Did you watch a bunch of girls strip?" I laughed. Winning fat man shook his head: "Hungry to see drops are wearing clothes." I suddenly said, "Do you remember your terracotta warriors?"

The First Emperor patted his thigh and said, "Just a drop of silk. You know all about it?"

Suddenly a sweat broke out on my forehead, and I thought of something big and earth-shattering: In the end where the emperor Mausoleum, is still a mystery, although the more recognized is the mausoleum, but there is no discovery of the body of the emperor himself, and it has been confirmed that the tomb has not been stolen, that is to say, the mausoleum is likely to be just a false tomb in order to hide the eyes and eyes of the emperor, so where is the real tomb? No one in the world knew before, now at least one is a man of understanding: the First Emperor of Qin!

I stammered and asked, "Do you know where they buried you after you died, Brother Win?"

"Hang skin (silly B), hungry to death how can you know?"

I wipe the sweat (I will have to buy a bottle of water to go), relieved to say: "Don't know is good, save me a thought..."

"But before you starve to death, tell them to bury their hunger far and wide, and the place will be hungry only once."

"Lishan Mountain..."

Upon hearing the word Lishan Mountain, Qin Shihuang said contemptuously: "Crooked (that) is false."

Sweating endlessly, I asked gingerly, "Can you find the place now?"

The fat man smacked his lips and said, "No."

Li Shan Qin Mausoleum is really false! I also want to ask, Baozi over there holding up a bra and yelling at me, "Hadron, how about this?" I put my head back in my crotch. Liu Bang cupped his chin and said, "I like the black one." The bun glared at me, then smiled and said to Liu Bang, "Then buy you one?"

Xiang Yu stood in the bra pile for a while, then trooped up to me and said, "Xiao Qiang (hey, finally called on), how fast can the thing we were sitting on when we came here run?"

It seems that the overlord of Chu is really affectionate and short of breath. Now he wants to go back to Yu Ji with all his heart. He probably doesn't know that what I told him about not going back is about time rather than distance, so Li Shishi won't make such a mistake.

But I could only answer him first, saying: "It is called a van, the fastest 80 miles, if it is a good car, it can be two or three times faster."

Xiang Yu Leng said: "80 miles?"

"Oh, just... I'll tell you what, the best horses can run in the high sixties, and the one you rode was probably going to do seventy, and the thing we're sitting on is going to go eighty, day and night."

Xiang Yu's eyes were full of excitement. "Is it easy to make that thing run?"

"Er... Corben -- I don't know anyone at the DMV."

'What do you mean?

"It's just difficult, and it's not mine. I can't afford it yet."

Xiang Yu smiled arrogantly: "Money is not a problem --"

"The problem is there's no money, brother. I'll tell you the truth. I made as much as one of your infantry men did.

Xiang Yu frowned and then said, "The fine armor I'm wearing is made of real gold. The cost of making it is thirty thousand yuan. Can you sell it to buy a van?"

I only roughly calculated - did not calculate, said: "can buy countless BMW."

"I don't want a BMW, I want a van."

Make a difference!

Xiang Yu continued, "You will sell it as soon as you return."

I suddenly thought of Lao Pan's words. If a dagger with a sword to stab Qin could send me to prison for eternity, a waistcoat with a feather through it might not make the difference. I told Xiang Yu, "Brother, I will explain this to you slowly. If you like driving, I can teach you. But it is not so easy to go back to my sister-in-law."