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244 of 366 (2/3 through!): Death Unawareness

For Saturday, August 31, Day 244 of the 2024 Story-a-Day Challenge

By Gerard DiLeoPublished about a year ago Updated about a year ago 2 min read
"You want friendly? Then stay alive, Mr. High-on-life!"

One in five dead people don't know they're dead.

This is a startling statistic. Death Awareness, or specifically, recognition of the lack thereof, is a common affliction, making the living uneasy but the dead feel foolish.

How do we raise Death Awareness in the Death Unaware?

The living have no trouble accepting the reality of death in the risks we take daily. It's why we don't point guns at police, drive without seatbelts, or walk into an ethnically concentrated neighborhood shouting anti-ethnic slogans that pertain to said concentrated ethnicities.

Anyone having major surgery knows they could die right there on the table, hence the devotional send-off by loved ones...just in case.

Ah, but the dead.

Often clueless, their Death Unawareness comes from the natural postmortem biochemical reaction of denial that brews during brain fizzling in the acidosis from the lactic acid buildup inherent in fatal hypoxia.

Eighty percent of the dying realize things ain't so great when they see that light. But the one-in-five fail to make the connection. These are the very stiffs for whom Death Unawareness proves so problematic.

Most forensic explorations in the literature (i.e., Book of the Dead) hypothesize that these feckless, newly dead wonder why they're hovering over their bodies, whether it be in a hospital emergency room or at a busy intersection after an accident.

Those who have the "beautiful death," after a long illness—with loved ones by their bedsides—"get it" right away. In fact, usually, their wish has been granted.

But those dying unexpectedly, too young, accidentally, inopportunely, or because of some stupid, foolish death-defying stunt...

Famous Redneck last words: "Hey! Watch this!"

...these are the ones around the death scene wondering what all the commotion's about. And when a sneaking suspicion dares raise its ugly head in their unconsciousness, they usually double down on denial. This makes for one really pissed-off ghost.

"Call me dead one more time. Just once more...see what happens!"

Forget Casper! There are no friendly ghosts. These wraiths are bitter and resentful. They're still trying to argue the point that they just can't be dead—nuh-uh, no way!

Thus, for ghosts, "living" in denial is the only way they live—a pun as cruel as it is a joke; but they're not laughing. Stay away from them.

"Boo, my ass!"

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AUTHOR'S NOTES:

For Saturday, August 31, Day 244 of the 2024 Story-a-Day Challenge

Today is #244, meaning I am 2/3 of the way through the full 366 days. (My cup is MORE than half-full!) Another milestone!

366 WORDS (without A/N)

Accompaniment photos were AI-generated but the spirits were not.

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THIS CHALLENGE HAUNTS ON, 366 EPHEMERALS AT A TIME.

There are currently three surviving, living, breathing, breathy, warm-blooded, able-bodied Vocal mouth-breathers still spurnong out-of-body experiences in the 2024 Story-a-Day Challenge:

• L.C. Schäfer, (Ghosted)

• Rachel Deeming (Spirited)

• Gerard DiLeo (Ghouled)

Read them. Support them. Make them feel at home where you are.

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About the Creator

Gerard DiLeo

Retired, not tired. Hippocampus, behave!

Make me rich! https://www.amazon.com/Gerard-DiLeo/e/B00JE6LL2W/

My substrack at https://substack.com/@drdileo

[email protected]

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  • JBazabout a year ago

    Unsettling and kind of funny I really enjoyed this take on death

  • Hahahahhahahaha living in denial. They can't even be resting in denial because they're angry. So perhaps rotting in denial, hahahahahaha

  • Cindy Calderabout a year ago

    Ha! My next self-help book will definitely be "Death Awareness".

  • Cathy holmesabout a year ago

    Haha. That was great. "Watch this."

  • Tina D'Angeloabout a year ago

    This was hilarious! BTW, I'm checking to make sure I'm not one of them!

  • L.C. Schäferabout a year ago

    Very clever! 😀

  • Rachel Deemingabout a year ago

    Very funny! And your afterword again! I like "Spirited". Not negatively so. I reckon I'd be a friendly ghost. And you give AI a good name with the images you generate! Excellent!

  • 𝐑𝐌𝐒about a year ago

    Death Deniers are so annoying!! lol. Great article, Gerard. “Watch this!” 🤣🤣

  • John Coxabout a year ago

    Best explanation for the existence of ghosts ever. Laugh out loud funny per always, Gerard!

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