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The Unlit Mermaid

...and Her Sleepy Dad

By ADPPublished 2 years ago 1 min read

Someone wake up Xavier Bardem and get him an espresso. Several espressos. Somebody, anybody, turn the lights on. Not awful, except for Xavier Bardem and everything Lin Manuel added. A dutifully formulaic film, the Mermaid charms, the Prince bores, the crab annoys. Try reading the Hans Christian Anderson version.

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  • Antoinette L Brey2 years ago

    guess it's not worth seeing

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