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The Menu at my local Wetherspoons

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By Sian N. CluttonPublished 2 years ago 1 min read
The Menu at my local Wetherspoons
Photo by Amie Johnson on Unsplash

Their dishes displayed in attempt to seduce with their low prices and wide range, yet I can’t help but notice the promise to have my order on the table a mere ten minutes after I order and worry how they intend to cook the meat. I order anyway, of course.

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Sian N. Clutton

A horror and thriller writer at heart, who's recently decided to take a stab at other genres.

I sincerly hope you find something that either touches your soul or scares your socks off.

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  • Rachel Deeming2 years ago

    This made me laugh out loud. I think a trusty microwave may be involved. This is my critique winner for sure. Great stuff! And you know, badly cooked meat can easily be washed down with a cheap pint!

  • Sarah Horrocks2 years ago

    Very true Sian 😅

  • Lol, I order anyway of course! Hilarious!

  • James Willmer2 years ago

    Funny and true

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