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Critique: Sliced Bread

The greatest lie ever told

By Harry WendorffPublished 2 years ago 1 min read
Critique: Sliced Bread
Photo by Charles Chen on Unsplash

The race to be the “best thing” in the eyes of the American populace has one perennial silver medalist. Sliced Bread. Surely, sheared starch satiates some. However, it’s employ as a metric of greatness is baffling. Sliced bread is the “most okayest thing” since itself. Consider jet skis instead, perhaps.

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