Choose Wisely

Why is the room spinning? Ouch, what is that sharp pain in my side...blood? Why is there blood on me? Wait, that’s not my blood? Where am I? Where is Daniel? Babe! Babe! HELP!! I think I hit my head...babe? Okay Angel, just breathe, don't panic, if you panic you die, that's what happens in movies right? Oh GOD, please help me, guide me to the...oh there’s the light. AHHHHHHHHH!!!!

(As the lights flicked on, the gruesome murder was no longer hidden by the darkness. )

Wait...who the hell are they? Shit, Shit, Shit...what do I do...think, think, think. Okay Angel, what has true crime shows taught you...detectives are hot...wrong lesson...ummm...call 911? Shoot, where's my phone...oh there it is, by the knife. Fuck! I was not supposed to touch the murder weapon, wipe off the prints quick...oh no now I am cleaning up the crime scene...crap, what do I do, they are going to think I did it. Okay, Okay, Okay...look for a clue.

Ok everything in my body is telling me not to look at this little black book...but I can't resist...curse my investigative instincts. I bet I will solve this crime before the cops do.

You have found yourself in a compromising position, you could have walked out that door, but you chose to dig deeper. I bet you are wondering who those two men are, they are very bad men, they deserved to die and if you do not follow all of my instructions in this book, you will go down for their murder, but if you do, I will reward you with $20,000...choose wisely.

Okay, well that does not seem like much of a choice. Crap...why do I always find myself in situations like this, I seriously need to re-evaluate my life choices, and where the hell is Daniel?

It can't be that bad right, I mean I’m not hiding bodies or anything, I am just...just...just helping someone get away with murder...shit.

Go to the bathroom and look under the sink. You will see a bottle of black hair dye...dye your hair and cut it like the picture on page 3 of the magazine.

Remember, you must follow all of my instructions or else.

Damn it, I literally just got my hair done...why is the world against me. Ughh, fine...black hair it is...I swear that $20,000 better be there.

Now change into the clothes that are laid out on the bed. You will then grab the car keys on the table and drive to the nearest gas station. There is $20 in your pocket, go to the cashier and pay for $5 worth of gas, make sure you look at the cashier and they look at you back. If you do not follow my instructions, you will be punished...someone is always watching.

Gosh I am such an idiot for actually doing this, but what if he is telling the truth, I don't know what to do...I need a lifeline...someone? anyone? help. No tears Angel, man up, you can do this, you got this, just do what he says, and I can take that $20k and pay for hypnosis treatments to forget all of this.

Clothes, cash, gas...got it.

Now, get on the freeway and drive towards south Sacramento, you will get off on the 2nd exit and will stop at the first fast food restaurant you see. Order off of the dollar menu and ask for $10 in quarters.

WTF does this guy have me doing? This is hella random...is he messing with me? Gosh, Angel...why you...why does weird shit always happen to you.

Under your seat, you will find a prepaid card, take that card and for your final stop...you will go to the store and purchase bleach, duct tape, rope and 5 random items to not make your cart look suspicious. Once, you do this, head back to the house and there you will find $20,000 in unmarked bills, put the items on the counter and throw the clothes you are wearing into the fireplace along with that knife, and this little black book, light it and leave. I will take it from there.

Oh, thank God this is almost over. Bam got it all, okay, I can do this...just got to make it back to the house. Act normal...waive to the neighbor...don’t raise suspicions. HOLY SHIT! That is $20,000 in cash...OMG! Seriously, this was for real. Okay let me hurry up and get out of here.

Wee-oww...Wee-oww..."come out with your hands up...we know you are in there".

Oh shit! What do I do...ummmmm...ummmm...shit...ummmm...

"Freeze! Hands up...drop the weapon"

Wait...wait...its not...wait...

"Drop the weapon!"

Okay...okay...wait...its not...waittttttt

“You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you. Do you understand the rights I have just read to you? With these rights in mind, do you wish to speak to me?”

I didn't do it...you got the wrong person...I need to call my attorney.

Breaking news...a 29-year-old Sacramento woman was arrested in connection to the gruesome murder of two wanted bank robbers. $20,000 was recovered but the remaining $2 million has yet to be found.

ring. ring. 911 what is your emergency?

"Yeah, that girl on the tv, she was acting really funny, she came in to pay for gas, I got a good look at her, she paid in cash, I am positive that was her."

"Hey, she came to my restaurant...ordered a chicken sandwich and asked for the change in quarters."

" I saw her, that girl at my store, she bought a bunch of weird things like duct tape and bleach...she also kept looking around a lot like she was being followed."

Alright, I am going to give it to you straight, it does not look good for you. We have you at the scene, near the bodies, burning clothes and the weapon. We have several callers who reported you using a $20 bill for gas, the same $20 bill that was stolen from the bank earlier this week.

We have you asking for all quarters at a food place, which is not too weird but, considering that you need quarters for a pay phone...and oddly enough a series of phone calls were made to the victims’ phones, that were traced back to a pay phone, 3 blocks from your workplace.

We also have you on camera buying duct tape, rope and bleach at the store.

Where is the rest of the money? Who put you up to this? Where is Daniel?

Daniel? Why are you asking about Daniel? Wait I want my phone call.

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"We're sorry you have reached a number that has been disconnected or is no longer in service. If you feel this is in error, please check the number dialed, and please try again."

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"We're sorry you have reached a number that has been disconnected or is no longer in service. If you feel this is in error, please check the number dialed, and please try again."

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"We're sorry you have reached a number that has been disconnected or is no longer in service. If you feel this is in error, please check the number dialed, and please try again."

Get me my attorney, Michael Wise.