Memories I Have Hidden For A Reason

Memories I Have Hidden For A Reason

Now, I either had one to many drinks, or you are the person I am taking with to my grave, If you are lucky enough to be hearing these stories. Clearly its neither, I am to the max compacity of B-O-R-D-R-O-M. Either way, feel lucky, because things are about to get really juicy.

Now like I said, things are about to get really juicy! I'm going to switch roles, and put you in my shoes on this one. You won't regret it. You just got home for your typical 8-hour shift. Its Friday night, the first weekend you've had off in a month. And, all you want to do is relax. Your husband decides to run you a bath and pour you a glass of wine to reward you. Your chilling, soaking, minding your own. After getting out and getting ready for bed your husband then proceeds to say he thinks you two should have sex, it's been a while. You are tired, but you could go for some more relaxation. Fast forward, ewe, no details. He asks to cum on your face, your immediate reaction “gag” but whatever right, just do it. “Uhm WTF? Okay it’s done an over with, wipe it off”. “Wait, it's in my eye, its burning!!!!” He's just, fucking staring at you, with no help. Your literally, still sitting there with cum in your eyes. After you wash it out, they are still burning, and then proceed to swell. Again, wtf? You have no other option but to go to the emergency room. And, there you two sit, in front of the doctor. “He came in my eyes”.

This story is literally one that sounds made up, or something you would see in a movie, and it did in fact feel like I was in a movie, literally, I could not believe this had just happened to me. So, I live in an apartment, that requires me to take the elevator. I just got done running errands, and in all honesty, I had to shit my brains out. Here I am, reaching the elevator, and of course, there's a cute boy in there. Mind you, my apartment building has 40 floors, so it takes a minute to get up. Me, my loud, rumbling stomach, this cute boy with his dog, and this silent elevator, we wait. At this point, I'm turning red, and starting to sweat. Me and this big-eyed dog are locking eyes, and let me tell you, it was awkward. “Ding, ding, ding, ding” floor’s pass on, I'm getting very impatient. Then this is where you'd think you were watching a movie, I fucking sneeze. Yeah, you heard me alright. The cute boy of course, says bless you. Then continues to sniff the air with a disgusted face, and says “do you smell poop” I say “no, is it your dog?” and this dog, just stares with down with a death threat look. At that moment, I just felt it, in my pants, if you know, you know. I felt bad because he started to yell at the poor thing, there I was sitting in my own shit with quilt. Finally! My floor, I begin to rush the hell out of there, not even thinking to cover my behind, and this boy says, “next time don’t forget to take your shit with you” as the elevator doors close, and there my target bags sit.

A bright and early Tuesday morning, September 13th 6:30 am. I, my 14-year-old self sits in front of my daddy bought vanity desk, getting ready for the most important day, ever. Picture day. Nervous as hell, as always, throwing a tantrum. 7:25, Got to go! Skip through the boring school day of a newbie freshman. Were at lunchtime, I was always called towards the end of the line. So, in line I wait for my microwaved pizza and carton chocolate milk. My friends are a few people ahead of me, I finally catch up. Slip. Yep, I said slip. I, in fact, slipped, with my tray of food in my hands. Mind you, I was wearing the knee-high gladiator sandals, and one of the strings came undone. And, caused me to slip... Oh, mind you AGAIN, this happened right in front of both, the popular girls, and boys. Freshman year, picture day, my life, ruined! Needless to say, I burned those shoes and I will never do something as even look at them again in my life.

Maybe you can now understand why I've hidden these?