Magical Thoughts at 3AM: Part One

These are some confessions, thoughts and experiences brought to you by the magical green leaf (CBD) magical moments. Enjoy the hilarity.

A.) Sand Ice Cream

One night while playing board games with friends, I had brought over some ice cream and some hot chocolate as my dessertie-snack items. Well, I mixed the two and, honestly it tasted amazing with the different flavors. I suggest mint chocolate chip ice cream to do this with. My husband hadn’t noticed and swiped a spoonful. He was so surprised. “What in the world is this?! Why is there sand in my wife’s ice cream and WHY IS IT DELICIOUS?!” The five of us bursted into laughter. I explained I wanted like a ice cream cone kind of thing but didn’t have cereal or ya know, ice cream cones. So I improvized. Everyone had to try it. It was great. They all loved and hated it at the same time. Every once in a while I still like doing this weird combination.

B.) Spirited Away by Studio Ghibli

Back when I lived in Masssachusetts where it is legalized in medical and recreational uses. It was movie night at a friend’s house and we had decided to watch Spirited Away. If you haven’t watched it, you need too!! Just saying. So good. Anyways, there is a dragon (I’m not going to entirely spoil the movie) that you see flying in the sky. I don’t know why, but the words flew out of my mouth before I could fully even think about it, I said: “Look! [Insert character name] is a sperm noodle!” The whole room bursted out in laughter. I was so embarrassed. I just wanted to curl up in a ball and be forgotten about.

C.) Taco Bell & KFC Night

My husband and I were getting pretty hungry (aka the munchie monster attacked) so we had decided to get Taco Bell. The closest location at the time was a location in Brockton, Massachusetts and it was also a KFC location too. When we got there, I kid you not, he ordered $40 worth of Taco Bell and KFC just for himself. And yes. He did eat all of it. Jus tto throw it all back up again.

D.) Hot chocolate

Back when I had my medical license, I got some hot chocolate from the dispensary. If I had known they’d never have it in stock again, I probably would have not gotten it. However I am glad I did. It was a cold snowy night in Massachusetts. I decided it was time to get the hot chocolate a try. The package came with three viles. I made one up and it was the most delicious cup of hot coco I have ever had. My husband took a sip and was in love as well. Made him a cup of a coco too. Once it hit, we laid on our bed and just giggled for several hours. When dinner was ready we raced to the kitchen, giggling like a little school girls.

E.) Humans are balloons

That’s right I said it. Humans are just fleshy balloons. Our lungs expand, just like a balloon. THEN IT DEFLATES. Our bodies are just the latex part of the balloon. Our hair is a balloon string. There, now you cannot unsee it like me! Bwahaha.

Stay tuned for more silly happenings and stories.