Journal Entry: Tues. June 14th 2022

Tuesday, June 14th 2022

I wake. Shelby brews me some Crowded Barrel Coffee Co. Send Nubes, Willet Bourbon Barrel-Rested Coffee in my mustache mug.

I sit on the couch and sip, as I journal and post on Vocal.

I listen to Eisley's Acoustic Album, 'I'm Only Dreaming... Of Days Long Past.'

Then I switch to RUSH's, 'Grace Under Pressure.'

I make a sandwich: toasted English Muffins; lathered vegan butter; plopped, juicy tomato slice; plooped Impossible Sausage Patty; smacked Vegan CHOA Tofu Cheese; dropped, toasted Just Egg Fold; sprinkled salt, black pepper, and red cayenne pepper; and blasted hot sauce- a fuckton.

I make Shelby one too.

I feast.

Fucking mind-blowing.

But I don't stop there: I have a banana, a mandarin orange, and raw almonds.

While feasting I watch The Whiskey Vault on YouTube.

I do the dishes while listen to RUSH's, 'Power Windows.'

I shower with Bourbon, 2-n-1, Head and Shoulders, Shampoo/Conditioner. Then I lather myself with Duke Cannon Buffalo Trace Bourbon Soap and rinse. I then smother myself with body wash: Duke Canon THICK Bourbon Bodywash. After rinsing I rinse my hair. Then I use my Duke Cannon Buffalo Trace Bourbon Plant-Based Beard Wash. I rinse. I dry and comb my red beard with its elegant white streaks. I put on Axe Apollo Fresh Stick, because they were out of Phoenix.

I put in Big Bourbon Beard Balm and put on Big Bourbon Cologne Balm. Shelby and I go to CVS to pick up my pain relief gel and Flomax.

Then we head over to The Joint Chiropractic for Shelby to get adjusted. I cancel my membership, because I don't use it. Last time I did I was in pain for days and nauseated for the rest of the first day. Not good.

We go home. I heat filtered, water to 180 Degrees Fahrenheit in my black, Fellow EKG Gooseneck Kettle and steep two teaspoons of Japan Genmaicha Green Tea for five minutes in my Mike Wazowski mug. I purchased the tea at The Tea Table online. I highly recommend them.

I drink a blueberry smoothie with protein powder, cinnamon, agave, and almond milk.

I brew a Crowded Barrel Coffee Co. Send Nubes, Willet Bourbon Barrel-Rested Coffee in my Z's Divine Espresso mug.

Shelby and I watch The Floor Is Lava on Netflix. I really like this gameshow. So fun. The Volcano part they added at the end reminds me of the Crag in Nickelodeon's GUTS.

Shelby helps me put my pain gel on and I ice my back and lie in bed listening to RUSH's, 'Hold Your Fire.'

I make oatmeal with protein powder, cinnamon, agave, and blueberries.

I feast.

I watch two episodes of Star Trek: Discovery. It's about Philippa trying to heal herself after getting sick from dimensional time travel. It was cool to see callbacks to The Original Series like the Guardian of Forever. It was also cool seeing an alternate timeline where Philippa makes different decisions regarding Michael and how much the prime universe has changed her.

Then Shelby and I watch an episode of Ted Lasso Season 1.

I shower with Bourbon, 2-n-1, Head and Shoulders, Shampoo/Conditioner. Then I lather myself with Duke Cannon Buffalo Trace Bourbon Soap and rinse. I then smother myself with body wash: Duke Canon THICK Bourbon Bodywash. After rinsing I rinse my hair. Then I use my Duke Cannon Buffalo Trace Bourbon Plant-Based Beard Wash. I rinse. I dry and comb my red beard with its elegant white streaks. I put on Axe Apollo Fresh Stick, because they were out of Phoenix.

I listen to RUSH's, 'Presto,' in bed.

Then I go to sleep.

And that's it.

That's my day.

That's Tuesday, June 14th 2022