Misplaced Belongings
I've lost count of how many important little belongings I have lost. Wallets, IDs, phones, watches. I tend to misplace things. Or, rather, things tend to disappear. Because they always seem to reappear. Right where I first looked for them. My wife tells me I just miss them the first time. She says the second look is the lucky one, that my wallet, my ID, my phone, had really just been there all along. But there’s a tingle that tells me otherwise. They pop out, and then pop right back in, like a cigarette break. I’m sure of it.