Tom Chapman
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Tom is a Manchester-based writer with square eyes and the love of a good pun. Raised on a diet of Jurassic Park, this ’90s boy has VHS flowing in his blood. No topic is too big for this freelancer by day, crime-fighting vigilante by night.
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Got Wood? Margot Robbie And Bryan Cranston Reveal Their Favorite Movie Sex Scenes
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals, and it appears that neither are the Hollywood glitterati. Nothing spices up a good film like a well-placed sex scene to get things steamy. However, with an awkwardly placed merkin and an odd looking prosthetic peen, even with all the advances in CGI and camera trickery, Hollywood tends to make a shambles of a scene. It always seems that it is the stars of such sweaty romps are the first to complain, because yeah, rubbing your face in Kate Winslet's bosom must be so tiring.
By Tom Chapman8 years ago in Geeks
Not Dredd And Buried: 'Mega City One' Producers Discuss Karl Urban's Possible Return For TV
It has been five years since we left #KarlUrban's titular #Dredd patrolling the streets of Mega-City One in Dredd, and the dust has never really settled on Lionsgate's divisive movie. Fans loved his portrayal, but we can't quite put our finger on what went wrong at the box office, and even Urban himself has gone on record to say something wasn't quite right.
By Tom Chapman8 years ago in Geeks
'Pull' The Other One: Bill Pullman Confesses He Hadn't Seen Star Wars Before 'Spaceballs'
Schlocky, schticky, and a hell of a lot of fun, #StarWars parody #Spaceballs has become one of the greatest cult films of the past 30 years. #MelBrooks directed and starred in 1987's zany comedy, which was a clever riff off the Star Wars movies before the likes of Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer sucked all the comedy out of spoof films.
By Tom Chapman8 years ago in Geeks
A Fire In Our Hearts: 'Grey's Anatomy' Gets A Fiery Seattle Spin-Off
Do you smell that? Could it be the burning loins and the burning ears of #ShondaRhimes, meaning that another steamy show is racing toward the ABC schedule? If having a hold over the lovey-dovey population with medical dramas, political thrillers, and those interested in good ol' murder isn't enough, Shondaland just opened up its latest theme park and the sirens are whirring.
By Tom Chapman8 years ago in Geeks
Mummy's the Word: 'The Mummy' Director Confirms Wonderful Brendan Fraser Connection
Oh #BrendanFraser, where have you been? From Hollywood heartthrob to seeming obscurity, where is the 48-year-old actor now? Sure, Fraser didn't fully descend into the same dark realm as Geena Davis or Macaulay Culkin, but it's true he hasn't done much of late. While all that is set to change with FX's upcoming anthology series Trust, there is no denying that Fraser will probably always be remembered for his role as Rick O'Connell in Universal's #TheMummy franchise from 1999 to 2008.
By Tom Chapman8 years ago in Geeks
'Flame' On: Ian McKellen Speaks Out About Gay Heroes In Comic Book Movies
I'm sorry, but there is nothing about tucking your junk into skin-tight spandex and wrestling other men in the dark that isn't ever so slightly homoerotic — it just is. However, while Hollywood moves forward with a packed slate of female-first superheroes like Wonder Woman and Batgirl, where are the men who prefer the company of other men?
By Tom Chapman8 years ago in Geeks
Warg, What Is It Good For? Edit Puts 'Game Of Thrones' Season 7 Trailers In Chronological Order
There is only a month left until Beric Dondarrion lights up his sword, Dany finally steps foot in Westeros, and Bran gets a shiny new set of wheels, so consider the #GameofThrones hype heating up like a Baratheon BBQ. As the show enters its penultimate season, all bets are off and it looks like the remnants of the living in Westeros are either moving toward the capital or heading to cooler climes.
By Tom Chapman8 years ago in Geeks
Season's Greetings: First 'Game of Thrones' Promo Images Reveal Possible Season Premiere Plots
Things are heating up/cooling down (depends which side of the Wall you are on, over on HBO's #GameofThrones, and the final 13 episode of the Ice and Fire saga are getting achingly close. The show may not be ending until 2019, and there is promise of up to five spin-off stories, but there is no denying that the bloody series we have come to love since 2011 is sadly reaching its end.
By Tom Chapman8 years ago in Geeks
Don't Be A Dino-Saur Loser: Colin Trevorrow Reveals Why Fan-Favorite Character Isn't In 'Jurassic World 2'
Universal sure is a "clever girl" with managing to rescue the Jurassic Park franchise from being wiped out and steering it on a bold new course with #ColinTrevorrow's Jurassic World in 2015. Hoping to cash in on the success of the first four films, #JABayona is once again giving us some more prehistoric peril as we prepare for #JurassicWorld2. As well as getting a first poster and a fancy new title, Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom hopes to be a faithful homage to what has come before it.
By Tom Chapman8 years ago in Geeks
It's A No-Brainer: 'Game of Thrones' Character Originally Had a Much More Violent Death Scene
Whether it be a pot of molten gold being poured over a head, having a face gnawed by ravenous dogs, or just a good ol' fashioned Baratheon BBQ, HBO's #GameofThrones has some of THE most violent and shocking deaths out there in TV Land. The rule of D.B. Weiss and David Benioff's show is to never get too attached to your favorites and, even more so in #GeorgeRRMartin's books, no one is safe.
By Tom Chapman8 years ago in Geeks
Unwrapping the Mysteries: Did 'The Mummy' Already Introduce Van Helsing to the Dark Universe?
Remember back to 2004 when a fedora-wearing #HughJackman played Abraham Van Helsing in Universal's big-budget film about the vampire hunter? We had Dracula, Frankenstein's Monster, and even a hint of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde; but what could've expanded into a pre-empted Universal's #DarkUniverse sadly slipped off the radar to become an unfortunate standalone. Now, some 13 years later, the studio is cracking the whip once more with Alex Kurtzman's #TheMummy.
By Tom Chapman8 years ago in Geeks
Not Quite So Infinite: MCU Star Says 'Avengers: Infinity War' Won't Introduce New Heroes
What better way to celebrate the 10-year anniversary of the #MCU than by throwing the biggest #superhero celebration ever? We are of course talking about the Russo brothers and their upcoming #InfinityWar, which promises to be the supes film to end all films. Teasing some 60+ heroes on our screen, there ain't no party like a Russo party and we are hoping for a Where's Waldo of #comicbook fandom.
By Tom Chapman8 years ago in Geeks
