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In the weeks preceding certain dates of great capitalist portent, The Oracle cheerfully inflates the price of everything in their store. Before you ascribe shamanic prowess to The Oracle I mention, know that they simply named themself after The Oracle Shopping Centre where they reside. Both the shop and shopkeeper’s fortunes have greatly improved since the end of the world. Pre-Apocalypse, the cold winds of consumer preference had left them languishing in liquidation. While it may have promised the “ultimate shopping and dining experience”, in truth The Oracle Shopping Centre had no place in the post-modern retail landscape. Even such objective honours as multiple Loo of the Year awards could not compete with the personal profundity of shopping online from one's own toilet at home.
