Tall Tails: Diary of a Cat
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They call me The Cat Named Wallie & this is a record of my daily shortcomings & goings, adventures & indiscretions. I solemnly swear that none of this is true & take no responsibility for events that may or may not have actually happened
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A Tall Tail
The Milligan's Yesterday I got in trouble with the neighbour Mrs. Milligan and reprimanded by Suitcase, so today I am lying low. In fairness to me, how was I supposed to know that the pretty green birdy in the cage was not breakfast? As a rule, I try not to eat other pets in the house, with the exception of Sleepy's hamster, Auggie. If ever I get my paws on that rotating weasel, it will be game over. He is equivalent to a bad roommate who plays loud music all night and in the morning asks you if you slept well? Every night when I am just about to fall asleep, Auggie hops on his wheel, taunting me. He jogs for hours, his face stuffed with seeds. Sometimes he poops and jogs at the same time. Seriously, who exercises like that?
By Tall Tails: Diary of a Cat4 years ago in Petlife
A Tall Tail
This is a collection of stories of the shortcomings and goings of a cat named Wallie. Documented for all to read, is a collection of very tall tails, my indiscretions and my adventures from my life on a farm where I abide, (and never leave - if anyone asks). In typical feline fashion, I solemnly swear that none of this is true and I take no responsibility for any events that may or may not have actually happened (including the dead mouse reportedly found in the community mailbox last week).
By Tall Tails: Diary of a Cat4 years ago in Petlife
