The Curious Case of Michael Little
Streets named after people were never to be trusted, at least in his estimation. The last time he had been accosted by a protestor to join their cause or been involved in a car accident had been suspiciously on a street named after a person. The more well-known, the worse the incident. He recalled a particularly horrible event where a building scaffolding fell onto Martin Luther King Boulevard and caused massive panic that there had been a terror attack. It was not, in fact, a terror attack, only criminal negligence. The trial lasted for weeks, and everyone in town talked of nothing else.