Struggling Writer

Eco-farms

Los Angeles, January 4, 2021: I cant believe we did it. The first privately owned renewable energy startup to land a $600 million dollar initial investment from the Koch brothers. Our pitch deck must have really impressed them, we threw that shit together the night before..eating pizza and taking shots of Jäger, Zuckerberg shit. We open for a second round of investments this spring, by then we should have a lot more leverage. Me and my bros were joking over sushi last night that Bezos, Zuckerberg, and Musk would have to pool their combined net earning for the year to even come close to a number worth selling for. Our new office in Pasadena is fucking nuts. The other day I got drunk and pre-ordered four Cybertrucks, Chase called me in the morning asking about fraudulent charges to my platinum amex lol. I just told them I drank too much sake with the bros. The lady on the phone wasn’t having that shit lmao. Anyway, tomorrow I’m flying over to the eco farms just outside of Juárez Mexico.