Stephanie Walsh

Let Them Have Cake

Whoever designed my local grocery store was a complete moron. Fresh produce on one side, milk and eggs on the other, and an ocean of unhealthy but oh-so-delicious treats in between. What I wouldn’t give to be one of those skinny girls who can eat spaghetti and chase it with a milkshake and mysteriously lose two pounds the next morning. Hell, I would settle for being a size 10 who doesn’t get dirty looks when she grabs the extra stuffed cookies instead of the regular ones.