Rockstar JEM

I, Henry Ballinger

To whoever finds this book, I beg of you to get rid of this as soon as possible. This book may seem like a dream come true but beware, everything comes at a price. I didn’t realize this until it was too late. I wrote this to try and warn people. If someone ever gives you anything from Madame Tchokasky’s shop, get rid of it immediately. Tear it, burn it, throw it to sea. However you see fit, just do it. Your future will thank you.