Remy Ramirez

Faux Real

You meet women from Portland and they’re like, "Dating here is the worst. Everyone is already building a yurt or starting an online vintage store with their 'partner.'” They flash air quotes and roll their eyes. New Yorkers are equally unimpressed: "Dating here sucks the most. There are so many goddamn models, and the only guys who are aggressive enough to talk to you are investment bankers. Ew."