Dear Jackass
Dear Jackass, aka Donald Trump.
I have had writer's block for 20 years or so, but I saw this website and thought that it'd be fun to get my aggressions out in writing, with a cash prize dangling over my head (not that I believe I'm going to win it). This letter is me talking straight to you. I am not trying to make this look pretty or presentable, except for spelling. Maybe. But grammar is not an issue to me, because I'm just mad. I'm happy. But I'm mad.
