Phoenix Kemp
Joined February 2021
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I am an aspiring writer with an overactive imagination whose ADHD make it REALLY hard to get anything on paper. I live in the middle of 'Midwestville'. My fiancé and I have 4 cats, and I swear I'm not a crazy cat lady...
.....yet.
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I don't want to buy you expensive candy
Valentine's Day Sucks. Period. Now, don't get me wrong, I love Love. I'm currently engaged to my best friend, things are looking up, but Valentine's Day? More like Over-Commercialized-Pricy-Chocolate Day. Most national 'Gift-Giving' holidays are a social construct designed to manipulate the bourgeoisie into spending too much of their hard earned cash on color-coded, seasonally-flavored junk food, and Valentine's Day is the worst.
By Phoenix Kemp5 years ago in Humans
