Patina Brass

When Meth Things Happen to Good People

A Good Person 2019: One who orders directly off the menu at their chosen restaurant. ​As I sat in the waiting area of the ER waiting to find out why the white blood cell count of an apparently healthy looking 34 year old was lower than the approval rating of our newly inaugurated president among liberals all I could ask myself was what the fuck? What the fuck went through your fucking head that made you think it was a good idea to inhale a cloud of meth from a bubble pipe brought to my lips by that guy? He had quite the bubble himself. He had been brought over as a joining third by my post clubbing night cap from grindr. “I’ll get some work done…”