Natarielle Sonshine

The Slop Shop

I read an interesting story once about a pig who decided to build a slop distillery just below a large birds’ nest (Think Animal Farm). He didn’t even get a chance to pitch the idea to the birds and their posh pig friends before they pecked at his flesh and tore holes into his equipment. “We don’t want that horrible shop in our neighborhood! The property value of our nests will decrease as soon as you put up the first brick!”