Myles Harrison

The danger of ephemerality. Runner-Up in Mother's Day Confessions Challenge.

Mummy, I never told you this before, but I was the one who stole your cigarettes. Yes, me, your fruitful little gent who used to steal them as a deterrent for your compulsive habit. It’s funny, I can still vividly picture myself taking them captive and hiding them around the house as if it were yesterday. I was little Robin Hood, while your body was the peasantry and your response was the amalgamation of King Richard, his aristocracy and obviously the Sheriff.