“To the Stunning Slavic Girl at St. Alphonsus”— A (One-Sided) Queer Love Story by M. M. Grim
I’m so incredibly sorry for being too shy to get your name. Actually, I’m sorry for barely exchanging even just 10 words with you during my 2 1/2 week stay at the St. Alphonsus psych ward. You deserved a friend in there.