LISA DILLARD

Fat man and thin man

Fat man and thin man are friends in this town. One was surprisingly fat and the other surprisingly thin. The fat man equals about four thin men. At that time, fat people became lucky. Officials had to be fat. Painters painted fat people and women had to choose fat men as husbands. They say fat man is big, strong, and looks like a real man. So there is a trend that the fatter the better. The fattest man in town was so highly regarded that people turned to him for advice on the art of fatness. His photos, remarks, and anecdotes were published everywhere. One of his two fat experience "eat more sleep, move is better than quiet", by the city as a mantra and motto. Follow these two words to do, really effective! There were more and more fat people in the city, but there were also people who pretended to be fat because they could not get fat. Once, fat man was a group of reporters entangled, must ask him to say the secret of fat, he casually said: "to loose bandwidth!" Fat clothes sold out all over the city that day, and all kinds of belts sold out. At the moment, no great director, actor, star, inventor, magic master, psychic of any ability, can beat Fat man's fame.