Lea Waske

Joined May 2022

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Although no longer a Vocal + member, every now and then, I can't resist responding to a Challenge and take time out from my other writing projects just for fun.

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Simple Diet
There's a diet that's touted as best, Neither low-carb or New Age to test. It's quite easy to follow, You simply don't swallow,
By Lea Waske 3 years ago in Poets
Married or Hitched?
Enamored with sentiments bridal, A woman became homicidal, As she found it no joke Entrapped in a yoke, When her husband thought "bridal" meant "bridle".
By Lea Waske 3 years ago in Poets
The Next Generation of Cellphones
The cellphone is quite the invention, That's captured the whole world's attention. It's seldom we've spied, People walking outside,
By Lea Waske 3 years ago in Poets
Daylight Savings Time
It was time once again for our clocks to change, The time they displayed was now all rearranged. We lost a whole hour,
By Lea Waske 3 years ago in Poets
The Importance of Being Clear
There once was a woman who said, I'm searching for a man widely-read, To her chagrin She found herself in The arms of Dr. Seuss in bed.
By Lea Waske 3 years ago in Poets
Unplugged Solitude
There was once a time when all homes Were free of computers and phones. How did they exist? Were they even missed
By Lea Waske 3 years ago in Poets
She Said Coyly
There was a young maid who appeared, In dresses so short they seemed sheared. Surely it's fashion, Not lusty passion,
By Lea Waske 3 years ago in Poets
Turning Clocks Ahead
An hour we've lost and it's feared, That schedules all be re-geared, As now it’s a must, Our clocks to adjust, And new time lines strictly adhered.
By Lea Waske 3 years ago in Poets
Changing the Stone-Age Clock
Pity the men who quail in dread, Charged with moving the stones ahead. All must be ordered One full hour forward,
By Lea Waske 3 years ago in Poets
Up in the Air
A pilot who flies town to town He seldom appears with a frown. When asked about flight, He says in delight, "It's mostly just up and then down!"
By Lea Waske 3 years ago in Poets
The Politician
A young man was once told by his mother, "Politics' not for you, try another." Not heading advice Impeached he's been twice,
By Lea Waske 3 years ago in Poets
Profitable Agriculture
There once was a man in great need, Who wanted to cultivate weed. He sold his whole crop For dollars a pop Now daily he's richer indeed.
By Lea Waske 3 years ago in Poets

Lea Waske

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Simple Diet

Married or Hitched?

The Next Generation of Cellphones

Daylight Savings Time

The Importance of Being Clear

Unplugged Solitude

She Said Coyly

Turning Clocks Ahead

Changing the Stone-Age Clock

Up in the Air

The Politician

Profitable Agriculture

Stories (81)