Laura Chastain

Joined February 2021

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Hey! Made ya look...!
Hey! Made ya look… In thrift stores, you've seen me--I’m one of those characters peeking under tables, turning chairs upside-down, looking for the yellowed label or other identifying mark. Oh, inside drawers, too. I hate imagining something special plopped in a basement, covered with laundry, or unused fitness equipment. Old, antique, vintage furniture deserves better, right?
By Laura Chastain5 years ago in Lifehack
Squirrel!
Using a cane isn’t intended for effect, though I hope it gives me an image as classy, distinguished. I just simply need one or two for practical purposes. To walk relatively steady, rather than drunk-stumbly—an image I certainly avoid.
By Laura Chastain5 years ago in Petlife
Making Amends
Fozzie Bear?? Really? Damn Facebook game thing decides what Sesame Street Muppet you're most like, and I get that flippin' guy. Even after the second time. Consumed by my wish to be seen as Kermit, I hopped on my bike, hoping for the appropriate soundtrack. Again, no. But I had to be at my non-Fozzie spot on time, so I was able to bear the disappointment and head off to the coffee shop.
By Laura Chastain5 years ago in Humans