Kevin Rolly

Joined June 2021

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Artist working in Los Angeles who creates images from photos, oil paint and gunpowder.

He is writing a novel about the suicide of his brother.

http://www.kevissimo.com/

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Cows and Vows
She came at me with a knife her claiming to be my wife but I remembered my vows and stopped riding cows and now my confusion is rife
By Kevin Rolly3 years ago in Poets
Cats That are Sly
Don’t cross a cat or you’ll cry Those beasts are treacherous and sly But I did anyway And wow it did spray and now I have a face that smells of old lye
By Kevin Rolly3 years ago in Poets
How I Fell
This chair is as broken as hell It left me on the ground as I fell Now I have bruises because gravity refuses And now my ass is wet as a well
By Kevin Rolly3 years ago in Poets
Grace and Whistles
I once broke my tooth on a chair an accident I did without care so I looked at my face and gave myself grace and now I whistle with flair
By Kevin Rolly3 years ago in Poets
Police Ballads
I didn’t want the pleasure to stop despite the appearance of a cop so I put down the salad as he sang me a ballad and gave me a burger and pop
By Kevin Rolly3 years ago in Poets
Kittens of Blight
All the kittens came at night A purring cacophony of blight They tore up my shoes and drank all my booze and now I no longer have fight
By Kevin Rolly3 years ago in Poets
The Lake
So I dropped my phone in a lake Just when I ordered a cake Now I can’t tell if it rose or it fell So I’ve now decided to bake
By Kevin Rolly3 years ago in Poets
Beer so Stale
Why is the beer so stale? It tastes like it came from a pale But I’ll drink it anyways and still get sideways because it’s better than eating damn kale
By Kevin Rolly3 years ago in Poets
Girl With a Mole
My girlfriend had a gross little mole It was dark and colored like coal I made the mistake of licking it like cake and now my tongue has a hole
By Kevin Rolly3 years ago in Poets
Care
I bought a dog named Care whose tail wagged and teeth wouldn’t bare But he killed all my cats and now I have rats So I think I will buy my own mare
By Kevin Rolly3 years ago in Poets
A Woman Named Beth
I once knew a woman named Beth She had herpes and a penchant for meth She ate all my food and killed this one dude but I still think she had beautiful breath
By Kevin Rolly3 years ago in Poets
Stinky Shoe
I stepped in a puddle that stank It was foul and terribly rank So I wiped off my shoe that was covered in goo and now I can’t go to the bank
By Kevin Rolly3 years ago in Poets