Kelly Jackson
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I'm a baby senior and I am here to serve as a warning to all of you young people. I tell stories about the craziness of life, and how easy it is to see things from an hysterically skewed point of view. Stay with me here. You'll laugh!!
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Remote Work...Let's Be Honest
Remote Work…Let’s Be Honest If you’re a baby senior, you work remotely many times a day. When I say to my sister and roommate, Sally, “HEY, I’m going down to check the mailbox,” I’m working remotely, because she can’t hear a damn thing. And, then the trek down to the mailbox finds me temporarily remote from the comforts and safety of my apartment.
By Kelly Jackson5 years ago in Journal
What a Tool! (Pt. 2)
Your brand new car should arrive in a box. A giant red ribbon and bow around the vehicle are always nice, but why doesn’t a directional pamphlet accompany the car-in-the-box? Instructions come with every other thing that you buy in a box. I would like for the directions to be written in ENGLISH. I do not speak German, Spanish, French, Italian or Chinese, and directions are hard enough to follow in English! I’m not talking about directions on how to turn the radio to a new station or how to open the trunk without getting out. Pish posh… who doesn’t know THOSE things?
By Kelly Jackson7 years ago in Wheel
My Real Resume
WORK EXPERIENCE XXXXXX Corporation Position: Senior Executive Assistant to the President, Office Manager Scheduled and maintained President’s calendar, even though he blew me off and put things on his calendar without telling me… thus creating many clusterfucks that appeared to be completely my fault.
By Kelly Jackson7 years ago in Journal
