Kaitesi Abigail
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The Day I Decided to Meal Prep and Created a Week of Questionable Tupperware Choices
Like most terrible decisions, it started on a Sunday afternoon and was inspired by a stranger on the internet. She was beautiful, glowing, and casually placing mason jars full of layered salads into a spotless fridge while smiling like someone who’s never burnt rice in her life. She said things like, “Meal prep changed my life,” and “I just feel so organized now.”
By Kaitesi Abigail7 months ago in Confessions
I Tried Yoga for Flexibility but Mostly Just Discovered New Ways to fall over.
It started with a YouTube ad. You know the one — calm music, a woman with perfect posture doing yoga in a candlelit room, looking peaceful and impossibly bendy. She said things like “connect to your breath” and “flow with intention,” while I, in my hoodie and snack-stained sweatpants, said things like “my back hurts” and “I should try yoga.”
By Kaitesi Abigail7 months ago in Confessions
I Took a Digital Detox and Ended Up Talking to My Houseplants (And They Judged Me)
Have you ever willingly turned off your phone, shut your laptop, and decided, “Hey, I want to experience life the way our ancestors did — confused, bored, and way too emotionally invested in moss”?
By Kaitesi Abigail7 months ago in Confessions
That Time I Tried to ‘Eat Clean’ and Accidentally Invented a Smoothie That Tasted Like Regret
It was January. I was full of ambition, bloat, and Pinterest quotes. You know the vibe—"New Year, New Me" energy mixed with a little "I just Googled how to detox my spleen."
By Kaitesi Abigail7 months ago in Art
I Went on a Solo Date to the Movies and Ended Up Crying in Front of a Popcorn Machine
There’s something empowering about doing things alone. At least, that’s what everyone says. They say things like “Take yourself on a date,” or “You don’t need anyone to enjoy your own company!” And while I fully support this energy, I also think those people underestimate how emotionally complicated it is to cry next to a gumball machine while holding a bucket of popcorn the size of your head.
By Kaitesi Abigail7 months ago in Confessions
I Tried Being a Morning Person for a Week and Became a Delirious Zombie With Granola
Let’s get one thing out of the way: I am not a morning person. Never have been. Never will be—unless science invents a way to make espresso intravenously available the second I open my eyes.
By Kaitesi Abigail7 months ago in Art
How I Became Emotionally Attached to My Air Fryer
When I first bought my air fryer, I thought it was going to be a fling. You know—like a trendy kitchen gadget everyone raved about on TikTok but would eventually end up next to my abandoned spiralizer and that juicer I once used to make cucumber sadness.
By Kaitesi Abigail7 months ago in Confessions
The Day I Joined a Gym (and Mistook the Sauna for a Yoga Class)
Let me start by saying: I’m not anti-gym. I’m just gym-curious. I’ve always admired fitness people from afar—those mysterious creatures who wake up at 5 a.m., drink smoothies with kale, and use words like “core strength” and “squat form” in casual conversation.
By Kaitesi Abigail7 months ago in Art
I Tried a Silent Retreat and Accidentally Whispered My Secrets to a Plant
Let me begin by saying: I love silence. In theory. I love the idea of silence. The kind where monks meditate peacefully in sunlit gardens while birds chirp and time slows down. The kind of silence where you’re supposed to unlock inner wisdom, or at least figure out why you keep dating people who text in all caps.
By Kaitesi Abigail7 months ago in Art
