Kade Johnson

Capulet Hyperdrive

Capulet Hyperdrive ______________________________________________________________________________ Every love story just remixes an older version of the same. The players change - and the scene - but every basic existential possibility has been outlined; every possible move has been prescribed and codified by the mechanism of our basest instincts. The parameters have been disclosed time and again. Eventually someone would have had to take up the final task of mapping it computationally. So what if I didn’t have the idea to do it first. Sort of the point right there if you ask me. Cap-Sheen Industries tasked me with the job… Don’t know why or what for; seems to me like you could have the proverbial monkeys bashing keyboards for forever and with the program I wrote narrowing the scope, those monkeys might just produce ‘Shakespeare’ exponentially faster given that the monkey can write half a kajillion words per second. Not to sell myself short; no code heretofore has ever captured the kind of nuance I have captured. Jus’ don’t know what they need it for.