Trump's America
[Trigger warning: assault]
Dear Donald,
I would like to offer you my sincerest congratulations on your historic first (and only) term as President of the United States of America. Many men have sought immortality throughout the ages, but few have had the courage to pursue it even to the detriment of themselves, their families, their countries, and even their own self-respect. With not one, but two impeachments and nearly 400 thousand pandemic deaths (at the time of this writing) under your belt, you have successfully graffitied your name across the pages of history. America will remember you - whether it wants to or not.
