Jessica
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hair extensions are like diamonds, a girls best friend. i'll never forget the day i got exposed to it because of some of the "friends" i had that come around like a bat. there are so many hairstyles i would like to try but can't because of whose in the other room. i've bought packages of ocean wave, ombre light tone, remy, synthetic, Vivica A. Fox, and kanekalon. my favorite hairstyle so far has been straight because it takes me fifteen minutes to get ready. maybe i'm doing something wrong APARENTLY I OFFEND A LOT OF PEOPLE WHEN DRIVING MY AUNT TO WORK. everyone loves my version of the myspace haircut because my hair is short on top and the extensions are long in the back but i call it joe dirt without the spiky and more fixed. remy is an okay brand. everytime i buy a pack it goes missing BECAUSE SOMEBODY LOVES YOOOOOU. a lot of kids at my old work NOTICE that when i braid it or wear the vivica a fox brand, i either resemble rapunzel, dave grohl, maleficient, shrek, or several different characters from pocahontas, not pocahontas herself, AND I LOVE ATTENTION. they'll even point you out in the store and sometimes you just can't say nothin because you work at travis air force base. i'm just walking by in the grocery store and hear the name shrek from a kids mouth pointing in my direction. AND EVERYONE SMILES. remy ocean wave is something i need to lose weight for but i consider it special occasion hair like when my aunt wants to bring me to the beach in sonoma. i love how ocean wave just flies in the breeze then my natural hair is a mess. i bought 14 inches of brazilian hair body wave from the wish app a while ago and still haven't added because thats gonna take forever. one hair brand i do not like is brazilian because it does not match my naturae hair texture. i'm glad i bought the hairbrush you plug into the wall because its cool. flat irons take forever and my hair doesnt hold curl anyways. my favorite part about getting ready is doing my hair because its been rumored that it gets rid of that big ass head. braiding is a real adventure because i'm still figuring out how to start the braid and the gel keep it in place. rubber banding the braid halfway down and using a lighter to close the ends instead of tying because they fall off after awhile is helpful and people wonder where is the line. its like it adds dimension because my head turns into the shape of a box kind of like my friend who has a box shaped head. she is so embarrassed about it but at least she has a face to look at. i've tried the suggested ponytail because things are different on the military installation where you wear A LOT of gel but its not for me. the gel irritates the back of my head. it got so hot in there that i had to find a quick hairstyle to pin up and it worked for awhile. at least the hair extensions got rid of my stalker because i don't always look "like me" because of whose over at elsewhere. the ponytail is A FUN hairstyle to fix because i get dizzy wrapping the weft around my head halfway through and forget what i'm doing. its like i having a good time. when i wear the ponytail its like nobody gets onto me like when i wear it curly. when i went to cosmetology school, that i found to be a waste of time, people put in hair extensions for length, volume, depth, texture, or its a cultural thing I GET ALL THAT IN THE FACE. even some women out there love how i do my hair, its like they go to a different cashier, and its the same person because of the voice. the only thing thats changed is the face. its like playing a game of cat-and-mouse, who am i talking to today.
By Jessica5 years ago in Confessions

