Jeremy Caudle
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Green Globs
I hurriedly finished my bowl of green goo. It was a little watery but still thick, sour, and I was able to eat most of it with my large soup soon and slurp the rest out of the bowl like cereal. I got up off the floor and took a piss in the corner of my cell.
By Jeremy Caudle 4 years ago in Fiction
Inspired
If you don’t know what Suprep is, it’s a bowel excavator you drink before a colonoscopy or something like that. I was going to give it to my manager as revenge. My friend’s mom was a horny old bag, as well as a nurse, so I bribed her with some weed and told her she had the skin of a 47 year old to get me as much Suprep as she could. It was just one bottle.
By Jeremy Caudle 5 years ago in Fiction
The Meat Room
When I became aware of my surroundings, the first thing I noticed was the atrocious smell. It was all iron, meat and blood and a vague hint of burning to top it off. I stepped forward down the skinny corridor at once, the fleshy walls barely able to accommodate my moderate frame. I was barefoot and my first step forward halfway submerged my right foot in a pool of thick red mucus, the membrane of the floor like a gel that sunk in under my weight but held me firm underneath. I looked behind me and saw what appeared to be a door, colored onyx and etched with symbols that meant nothing to me. I saw no hinges, no handles, and no clear way to open it. I continued forward.
By Jeremy Caudle 5 years ago in Fiction
