Jane Often
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Apple of the Earth, Potato of my Eye
"If you had to describe "love" as a food, what would you choose?" She asked me. "A fully loaded baked potato." I hadn't anticipated being asked what the gastronomic embodiment of love was, but I answered without hesitation. I'm sure there was a glimmer in my eye when I described the specific baked potato in my mind: An Outback Steakhouse baked potato.
By Jane Often4 years ago in Humans
Pilar Had Ferrets. Top Story - January 2022.
As the niece of a million handsome uncles, I was constantly surrounded by swooning women. Whether it was my sister's friends, neighbors, sisters of other girlfriends, moms, ladies who worked at my grandmother's restaurant- none of them were safe from the Latin lady killers that were my uncles. Along with this collection of hunky uncles came the collection of beautiful women they dated— the true main characters of this story. And, as I think back to my childhood memories with my uncles, rarely were their girlfriends not included.
By Jane Often4 years ago in Viva
(A)lonely
I stand in my kitchen at 1:57 AM eating my third Rice Krispie Treat by way of the range light. If it wasn't so sad, it could be romantic... The warm light hitting the furniture in the dead of night. The quiet stillness of the room. The two cats slinking around and purring gently.
By Jane Often4 years ago in Humans
