The Kingdom of Crumbs. AI-Generated.
The Kingdom of Crumbs
How Parenting Mirrors the Monarchy in Ways We Never Expect
Every morning, before the sun stretches across the curtains, I take my place on the throne not a gilded seat in a palace, but a kitchen chair dusted with toast crumbs and shredded cheese. My royal subjects stir awake: one demands breakfast, the other can’t find the shoes they swore were by the door. My crown, invisible but heavy, tilts slightly as I pour the coffee. I am ruler, advisor, protector- and I am tired.