Jacob Sheppard

TelePrompter

JoAnne’s a slower reader than Tom, which is a headache because the Teleprompter has only one speed: “скоро”. At Channel 32, we broadcast live, weekdays 7pm, after re-runs of “American Trombone”, and have the second highest viewership of any local nightly news network in the Colorado/Southern Wyoming Territory. JoAnne and Tom are the Lead Anchors. They have a big glossy billboard near the I-25 off-ramp, eighteen-feet high, with smiles so bright there’s a Class-Action suit seeking damages for the up-tick in traffic collisions.