Itsactuallywarren
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Just a confused kid trying to find my way in the world.
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Day-Old Donuts
My eyes open, and quickly close again. It’s already light out, and surely there is something that I should be doing, somewhere that I have to be. There isn’t any good reason that the sun is up and I’m still in bed. Whatever it is, there’s a good chance that I’m already running late, already a step behind. Business as usual, I suppose. No, wait. Last night was Friday, which would make today Saturday. I don’t have anywhere to be. At least, I don’t think I do. I suppose I’ll find out soon enough.
By Itsactuallywarren 4 years ago in Psyche
7:36
7:36. Why was it.... SHIT! I jump out of bed, and I mentally strangle myself for letting this happen again. Work started six minutes ago, which means I would normally be driving up right about now. Damn it damn it damn it! Why does this always happen? I pick up my phone, which suprisingly has no angry messages yet, and I text my boss, letting him know how embarrisingly late I will be in today. Which excuse should I use this time? No you idiot, just tell the truth for once. I let him know I overslept, but I intentionally omit the part where I stayed up till 4:00 a.m. doing something no boss would accept as a valid excuse.
By Itsactuallywarren 4 years ago in Confessions
