Geordie Joseph

Dear Bright Cellars Winery Company

Dear Bright Cellars Winery Company, I am writing today, as your merlot relieves my sobriety, to thank you for your undeniable, although unknowing, involvement in my relationship of the last four and three-quarter years; which, as of about forty-eight minutes ago, has unfortunately come to an end. As you can likely imagine, given the circumstances, I am emotional. And instead of calling my mother, which honestly I couldn’t weather and will foreseeably put off as long as possible, I have decided, in my grief, the most suitable and appropriate action I could take was to write to you (whoever you are reading this).