A blind date tale...
Picture it the year is 2015 . I was newly single and extremely broken hearted. So a friend at work said “Inf I’m gonna set you up on a blind date “. At first I was like “nope “. She said “listen you’re going out “. She then proceeded to take my picture and send it to the guy . Along with my number .He immediately calls me and set up a date for that night . I’m thinking in my head ohhhh shit naw ! This is way to fast . You know what YOLO!! I’m a go. He asked me where I wanted to link up . I told him Friday’s because I had two friends that worked there . I get off work and go home to get cute . I get in my ride throw on my aziatic album and I roll out . So I made it to Friday’s shortly after he text me he was there and told me where his car was . At this point I can’t wait to get to his car to see who I’m going on this date with. So I walk up to his driver side he had on a jay-z fitted , nice smile , and his cologne smelled nice through the window . I was like ok ok friend !!!! She hooked a sistah up ! He then proceeds to get out the car . Boom he drops ! I’m like oh shit down goes Frazier in my head . So I immediately go to help him . He yelled at me “I’M GOOD I DIDN’T FALL DON’T HELP ME . MY LEG IS JUST MESSED UP . After being yelled at I said to him “Shit I thought ya black ass fell I was trying to help you “ ! Yes yes I rolled my eyes. Now I’m thinking in my head he could’ve told me he was disabled I would’ve still gone on the date. I’m not like that ! Seriouly though you can’t just spring a short leg on people!You gotta tell people what’s good . Anyway after I caught a tude he grabbed my hand and said sorry for yelling . He said “Let’s go in and have a fun night beautiful “. I said ok . We go inside my friend was working the bar . She saw him limpin and immediately went in the back . She texted me “Bitch is he crippled “? I said “mind ya business he is”! So then we grab a table . We ordered and got a drink . When his food comes he ate like the beast from beauty and the beast. I just kept handing him napkins cause it was food everywhere ! I thinking to myself this mf is an animal eating like this ! People were just staring ! So after that was done . We talked and talked. Convo was going good . So all of a sudden this fool starts waving and at air like he was shewing something away . I said “ Um are you alright “? This man looked me in my eyes and said “I was telling my homies they could leave now”.“ I had them here in case you were crazy “. Y’all it was five big ass men ! At that point I let him know it was getting late and I have work in the am .I was just done . So he walks me to my car and wanted to give me a hug . I gave him a hug he started rocking me back and forth .He was like “don’t leave me yet let’s chill and look at the stars “. I said ok I didn’t want to be an asshole . So we talked a little while longer . It was getting late at that point so I told him I really should go home . I did have to get up the next day . He said “ok but before you go”... Then he pulled me close to him like the matrix and lick kissed my nose mouth area ! I said “Boy what the hell is going on here unhand meeee “ ! I left just tired with nose full of spit smell . I never ever went on a blind date again !
