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A group of inappropriate, unconventional & disruptive professionals. Some are women, some are men, some are straight, some are gay. All are Filthy.
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Asshole Detection Guide
In biblical times, lepers were required by law to warn other people of their approach by ringing a small bell. Looking back on it, forcing people who looked like bird-nibbled plums to announce themselves with music seems not only cruel, but superfluous, as well. After all, nature always provides us with some form of early warning when danger, or something disgusting threatens.
By Filthy Staff10 years ago in Filthy
How to Eat Her Out
The climate of repression in which most Americans are raised takes a considerable toll on their sex lives. Many are conditioned to believe that certain sex acts are somehow wrong or harmful, and as a result tend to feel guilt or disgust about some very natural human urges.
By Filthy Staff10 years ago in Filthy
Was Muhammad Ali a Racist?
Greatest heavyweight in the history of boxing, yes. Perhaps even fifth or sixth greatest boxer ever, in any weight division. But as a person, Muhammad Ali was a complex individual, jaded by the racially charged atmosphere of the late 1960s and 1970s. The Vietnam war, along with his personal struggles and protests, took him out of the game for three years of his prime. He wore his showmanship on his sleeve, but beneath the entreating exterior lied an angry often extremely volatile individual, whose determination was unmatched in the sport of boxing.
By Filthy Staff10 years ago in Filthy
Why to Have Sex on Her Period
You're dying to get laid but your girl has her period. Should you dejectedly retreat to the bathroom and beat your meat, or should you forsake all reason and screw your chick's brains out, blood or no blood? "I want to screw the hell out of her," you're thinking, "but what about the dreaded curse? Isn't it dangerous to have sex with a menstruating broad?"
By Filthy Staff10 years ago in Filthy
Kissing Guide
A young stud was courting a married woman whose husband was out of town. One day while they were fucking in her bedroom there was a loud banging at the door and a very gruff man's voice demanded to be let in. There was no question but that the woman’s husband had returned home earlier than expected. But the wife in bed with her lover was beside herself with bliss and lost to the world.
By Filthy Staff10 years ago in Filthy
Deadly Sex Allergies
Many areas in the sexual world have remained hidden for too long behind the doors of fear, ignorance, inexperience, and hypocrisy. With the belief that the repression of any and all sexual information is physically and emotionally damaging, we present this series of revealing articles to keep your sexual knowledge current, to lessen your inhibitions and—ultimately—to make you a better lover.
By Filthy Staff10 years ago in Filthy
Vatican Sex Positions
How not to enjoy sex, brought to you by your friends at the Vatican. Sex has been a topic du jour for the clergy since the clergy became clergy. Like many rules of institutionalized religion, the do nots seem to outnumber the dos. Do not have sex with your neighbor's wife. Do not have sex until you are married. Do not watch porn on the internet. Very rarely in religious doctrine does it say, tho shalt have a blowjob or do unto her as she just did for you. The discovery of long lost manuscripts, dating back almost 600 years, shed light on another important do not. Do not enjoy sex was a common theme throughout much of the history of the Vatican. There are many thousands of positions in which sex cannot be enjoyed. There are hundreds more in which sex cannot even be attempted. Here are just a few of the most popular, originally published as "The Vatican Sex Manual" by Monsignor E.D. Gray, S.J., M.A., in The Rutland Dirty Weekend Book. By using these variations, you and your partner will be unable to have sex in a variety of ways, which will add spice and zest to your abstinence. Based on the old manuscripts found in the cavernous labyrinth beneath the Vatican, these variations are equally unuseful for unmarried couples, who may try them without fear of pregnancy, pleasure, or confession.
By Filthy Staff10 years ago in Filthy
Penis Enlargment Guide
"It ain't the meat, it’s the motion." So go the lyrics of a popular old song, but try telling it to a guy with a 3" dick! More and more, today’s liberated ladies, as greedy as the rest of us, are looking for size as well as style in their sexual encounters, and to a large number of women, size can be everything. "With a smaller man, you've got to work so much harder for the same results," says one woman. "Sure, you can get the same results, but it's so much easier with a large penis."
By Filthy Staff10 years ago in Filthy
Weird Sex Questions
Sexual trivia is just loads of fun. If you think about it, you probably know more about sex based its portrayal in pop culture, from sexuality in Game of Thrones to case studies on procedural shows like Law and Order, than you ever dreamed of learning in sex ed. But "How many women have posed nude on cable television?" and "What is the mandatory sentence for exposing yourself in a public park?" are relatively mundane questions with uninteresting answers. Nothing there makes for good conversation at the local bar. The informative Hite Report is an interesting study, but just how accurate were its results? Ms. Hite asked over 3,000 questions in her study, but made one inquiry that most other sexologists tend to avoid: Do you—the female—regularly achieve orgasm during intercourse without separate massaging of the clitoris? Now thats a question to use at the a singles event. Apparently only one out of four can climax without giving the little nub some extra attention. There you have it, the kind of sexual trivia we all want to know a little more about. To further your education and fill your mind with conversational sex questions and taboo trivia, I have compiled some interesting ice breakers for the next night out.
By Filthy Staff10 years ago in Filthy
Mistakes Men Make with Women
Man was not meant to live alone. We are a sharing species, living in groups, depending on the care, feeding, and nurturance of others of our own kind. We seek out relationships in which the bond is love, and although we may find satisfactions in life without it, loving another person builds a solid base of happiness in our lives. It is the sharing of joy and security, the pleasure and sometimes even the pain of being in love that gives us that special lift, that exhilaration we call happiness.
By Filthy Staff10 years ago in Filthy
Piercing for Love
People pierce and get pierced to express love. This may seem odd at first, but it is a universal trend that has been going on for thousands of years. And it isn't limited just to people who "get off on pain"—it is for everybody! Most women today have pierced ears. Why did they get them? Chances are they thought it would enhance their beauty, make them more attractive to the opposite sex. Having some part of the body pierced says something; It is a gesture; It is related to love and sex.
By Filthy Staff10 years ago in Filthy
