Elijah N. James

Joined January 2021

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Wyrdsmyth, seasoned & weathered, semi-retired, Deleuzean schizze, considerable Mancunian, rural reunionist, confederate-voter.

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Get. To. Bed!.
“Get. To. Bed!.” Now! I hear the sensible decry. You must get horizontal, or no woman’ll come near you. Because they like that. Women. Being horizontal. Most of the time, anyway. Anyway…
By Elijah N. James5 years ago in Humans